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Look at how good the Europeans have it. Ohhh, it's so dumb that we ended up in N America. Why didn't we leave it to the people who are here? I guess we got drummed out, what with the capitalist transition, ruling class efforts to impose slavery and then the slaughter of the peasants throughout the Middle Ages. We are the overflow population, consigned to live kind of shitty, but not murdered, unlike the indigenous people here.
Apparently, this gorgeous room is someone's sloppy office-rumpus room. C'mon, throw those rugs out and stick a couch in front of the fireplace. Those lamps are jewels. The ceiling height is the proper height for a ceiling. The bank of windows is to die for. Woodwork. Some software-developing multimillionaire, too busy private jetting to Switzerland and Bali, fuckin throwing a zebra rug down there with a kilim, dormstyle.
The wallpaper is just 20th century fey, but the tile backsplash kicks all the ass 4-evah.
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